We may or may not make every attempt possible to glean your most personal information and distribute it to the masses. You. Have. Been. Warned.
All the stuff on this site belongs to us. If you publish or share any of our content via Facebook, Apebook, Twitter, Sniffer, Dipper, or any other social or less social medium of any kind, you may be held financially responsible. All personal information you intentionally or unintentionally share (including, but not limited, to your own name) now belongs to us — You may no longer use it.
thepointless.com’s trademarks, favorite songs and poetry, favorite color, and anything else we feel embodies the spirit and mission our our website may not be used in connection with anything else in the world. Ever.
LICENSE AND SITE ACCESS
You are not actually licensed to use any content on this site at all in any way. You may not download, look at, or think about anything from our site. By reading these terms, you are technically in violation of our terms of service, and if we ever find out who you are, you have no chance to escape. (Make your time.)
Your ability to read and use this site is permitted on a case-by-case basis by our good graces alone. You're welcome. (For now.)
YOUR MEMBERSHIP ACCOUNT
We are free to cancel your account whenever we want to and for whatever reason we want to.
REVIEWS, COMMENTS, EMAILS, AND OTHER CONTENT
You are free to send us communications. And you may contribute to areas of the site which are open for contribution. In doing so, you grant us the right to publish, republish, profit from, edit, delete, ignore, laugh at, and otherwise do whatever we want with your contributions and communications. We owe you nothing in terms of monetary compensation, recognition, or tissue to wipe the tears of defeat and humiliation from your stupid face.
But in all seriousness, we actully do share adspace with contributors. Please contribute!)
RISK OF LOSS
If you give us money or money with the expectation of receiving something in return and fail to receive the expected item or value, that's your mistake. We owe you nothing.
INJURY FROM USE
It is perfectly likely that you will be injured during or because of your use of this site or its products. We are not responsible for any of your injuries, ever. And we retain the right to laugh at you.
We’ve done everything we intend to do to ensure that all of the stuff and not stuff we sell and don’t sell is described as accurately as humanly possible. If something you receive from us, like a 1 or a 0 (over an "internetz cable", for example), doesn’t appear or arrive as described, perhaps appearing as a 2 or 3 instead, it is completely and entirely somebody else’s fault. We are not responsible.
We do not provide any warranty on any thing or service, intellectual or otherwise. We claim the right to include defects and self-destruct mechanism in all of our products, services, etc.
By visiting thepointless.com, you agree that the laws and whims of thepointless.com, as maintained in the mind of its sole proprietor or dictator, will govern these terms of service and any disputes you may have with us and our products, services, policies, people, philosophies, associates, or other related entities of any kind.
SITE POLICIES, MODIFICATION, AND SEVERABILITY
Your visit to thepointless.com is governed not only by this terms of service agree, but by all other text and words that appear on this site. We reserve the right to change our terms whenever we want. If legal authorities decide that any portion of these terms or conditions is invalid or unenforceable for any reason, the invalid portion shall be deemed severable, and the remaining terms and conditions are still totally valid.
ONE LAST REMINDER
Do not share these terms of service.