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Pointless Award Certificate

The Pointless Award Committee for Ceremonial Distinctions hereby recognizes

thepointless.com

as a certified recipient of the

Award for Meritorious Attainment of the Awarded Distinction

“A professionally maintained waste of time.”

This certificate confirms that the aforementioned recipient has been administered and awarded this distinction by virtue of all merits and claims inherent in the award.

Certificate No. TPDC-PMWOT-0000000001

https://www.thepointless.com/awards/certificates/TPDC-PMWOT-0000000001

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      <span style="display:block;color:#888;font-size:0.85rem;">Recipient of</span>
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