RSSThere was a dream once that was the Internet. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a single tab and it would crash, it was so fragile. — Marcus Aurelius Probably
As the web around us falls into a state of udder depravity, we stand athwart the various bros yelling, "Refresh! Refresh! Refresh!". We stand alone, a stronghold of the old way — the way of the wild World Wide Web. The web of animated GIFs. Probably some unwanted audio. Boldness. Even some italics and blinking text.
And yes...
Above all, we will be perpetually "🏗️ Under Construction 🏗️". Our SLA will consist of one whole nines of availability. And, at times, our JavaScript might actually become so unnecessarily large awesome and sophisticated that your whole browser may simply stop to admire it.
Our credentials are as follows.
And you would be wise to keep in touch.