Clichés are stupid.
For example:
Every dog has it's day:
No. One image: Puppies getting hit by trucks. Ask PETA, they'll tell you what's up.
Less is more:
All I should have to say is "gross." What I will say is this:
oompa loompa + thong = another shattered cliché.
A penny saved is a penny earned:
First off, when you actually find that penny collection of yours, you'll be highly disappointed with how rich you haven't become. Secondly, if you find that penny collection, you'll also find you don't have all the pennies you took the time to save. More accurately, a penny saved is a penny lost.
Work like a dog:
What the hell? When was the last time you saw a dog do anything other than play fetch or crap all over the place? I damn well wish I could work like a dog, i.e. not at all.
No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit:
Ok ... this one makes sense.
You're kind of ugly.
Send money.
