Blogs are lame. If you have a blog you're either a 14-year-old prepubescent girl, a super lame emo kid, or my friend, Pat, who regularly uses myspace. Nothing good has ever come of blogs. Nothing good will ever come of blogs. Blogs were created in hell to torture mankind. Those who read them are sick, twisted, infatuated stalkers.
Inspired by all the prepubescent girls, the emo kids, and my friend, Pat, I have created a blog for all those who have been left out and wish to stalk someone. The time has come for you to entertain your sick twisted infatuation with me.
