Over the years it has become apparent that some creatures prefer the bipedal position while others prefer the quadrupedal position. Through those years of study, noticing hardly any tripeds or pentapeds, it has been taken into consideration that bipedalism and quadrupedalism are the dominant pedisms. However, due to the vast majority of carnivorous quadrupeds overpowering bipeds in time, the question of whether humans should continue to walk bipedally has become an issue.
Traditionally, there has been an issue with large carnivorous quadrupeds, such as lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) out-running, over-powering, and devouring innocent bipeds, such as humans. In new ages, other related incedents occur. In the well known Oz incident, a girl named Dorothy is emotionally attacked by one quadruped after another to the point of multiple emotional breakdowns. There have also been recent concerns with large aquatic quadrupeds related to the Loch Ness "Monster" coming forth from collections of water to consume innocent bipedal types.
Bipeds are becoming fed up with all the attacks from quadrupedalism. Thus, the Biped and Quadruped Unity and Peace Alliance (BAQUAP) has called forth several meetings to discuss better relations. However, the quadrupedal community has never taken our peace talks well; so, humans everywhere can expect the switch to quadrupedalism to be soon and swift.
There may be a lack of support for the switch at the beginning, but experts agree that "once humanity gets a good taste of quadrupedalism's power, we'll never go back to our bipedal wasteland." Not only will quadrupedal positioning increase our speed and ferocity and our ability to defend and attack, but it will promote unity among the animal kingdom, a kingdom to which we all belong.
