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# A wise man once said,
you can lead a horse to water... but why not something cooler, like a dragon.
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# A wise man once said,
Я морж. Русский, правда, не арктический(
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# A wise man once said,
So there I was spitting on this fish... trying to keep him alive...
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# A wise man once said,
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon to burn your house down!
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# A wise man once said,
Hey
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