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# A wise man once said,
Я морж. Русский, правда, не арктический(
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# A wise man once said,
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon to burn your house down!
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# A wise man once said,
It's a trap!!
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# A wise man once said,
What if one day you turned into an almond and couldn't scream or do anything because you were an almond?
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# A wise man once said,
Math is like jumping off a cliff. Typically, it can be done in one step, but some prefer to break it down into smaller steps to make it easier. I'd just as soon not do it.
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