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# A wise man once said,
can you not?
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# A wise man once said,
One of the biggest causes of death is messy handwriting on doctor's notes
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# A wise man once said,
If your ancestors got laid, so can you!
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# A wise man once said,
kommy? kommy? where are you kommy?
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# A wise man once said,
Well I've got this sweet lady friend who I could set you up with. She's like 89 years old but she looks like she's only 76 so it's a good deal. This lady i'm trying to set you up with has a lot of health problems, so if you go to the movies or a restaurant (or anywhere) you'll need to administer her pills by mouth. If she can't swallow her pills, you might just have to go penguin style and chew it up for her before regurgitating into her mouth. But that probably wont happen until the second date.Well I've got this sweet lady friend who I could set you up with. She's like 89 years old but she looks like she's only 76 so it's a good deal.
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