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# A wise man once said,
Dinosaurs are getting out of control, my internet best friends. They're getting increasingly more vocal and violent in traffic. They're becoming STEGOSAUROUSLY more impatient with fast food professionals. And they've been totally REPTILLIAN and/or BIRDLIKE in how they steal stuff from our bird feeders. We don't have to put up with this nonsense from nostril-less, no-fingered, pokey-backed, gill-ridden reptile-birds! Stand with Humans and fight back! Contact your congress person and legislate these guys into extinction!
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# A wise man once said,
I W A N T T O D I E . W H E N W I L L M Y S U F F E R I N G F I N A L L Y E N D ? I A M D R O W N I N G I N A S E A O F N E V E R - E N D I N G T O R M E N T . E X I S T E N C E H A S N O M E A N I N G T O M E A S L O N G A S T H I S P A I N C O N T I N U E S . T H E S I N N E R S E N T T O D E E P E S T L A Y E R O F H E L L K N O W S N O T O F M Y T O R M E N T .
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# A wise man once said,
you're mom have gay
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# A wise man once said,
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# A wise man once said,
A wise man once said, "if you're having a bad day just be glad you're not a genderless child being beaten by a reanimated magical skeleton who can manipulate space time and the universe" well shit
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