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# A wise man once said,
Tree squared times house cubed minus bagel equals hat.
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# A wise man once said,
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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# A wise man once said,
Remember before when I was talking about garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would've made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.
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# A wise man once said,
Ducktoaster is a perfectly normal word.
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# A wise man once said,
I have not read the terms, but I agree to them. Who cares if it secretly says I must forfeit my dog to them? I'm too lazy to read the terms.
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