the book of small potatoes
Wisdom of the Ancients
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| “ | Eating a potato is never as good as eating a tomato. | ” | ||
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| “ | A kitten loved a dog who loved a pig who loved the same kitten who loved the dog who loved the pig... | ” | ||
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| “ | useless buttons are always red. Sometimes tho, green beings appear- | ” | ||
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| # A wise man once said, | ||||
| “ | A wise man once said, that a wise man once said, that another wise man said, that another wise man once said, that a wise man said something wise. | ” | ||
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| # A wise man once said, | ||||
| “ | if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for too long, your leg will disintegrate. | ” | ||
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