the book of small potatoes
Wisdom of the Ancients
| # A wise man once said, | ||||
| “ | Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. | ” | ||
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| “ | If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. | ” | ||
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| # A wise man once said, | ||||
| “ | If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? | ” | ||
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| # A wise man once said, | ||||
| “ | 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot | ” | ||
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| # A wise man once said, | ||||
| “ | always borrow money from pessimists - they won't expect it back. | ” | ||
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