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# A wise man once said,
Potatoes taste nice
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# A wise man once said,
I want to go back but I need to go back but if I do I have to go back and take a shat but the fan kept spinning and spinning and I had no idea what to do when it merged with the floor fell on my head so we had to repair it for no reason because my grandpappy is kinda kookoo in the head ya know and he wanted to stick a nail in it but the fence kept falling down on top of him so we had to take him to the toilet where he was finally okay. WHAT WAS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY, KIDDOS?
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# A wise man once said,
To become a lizard king, you must sacrifice you booty hole to the dank meme god, Beefcakes.
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# A wise man once said,
I get da drugs and you get da monies
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# A wise man once said,
I am slightly afraid of geese. They give me the heebie-jeebies.
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