If you will practice being fictional for a while, you will understand that fictional characters are sometimes more real than people with bodies and heartbeats.
There's more than one way to skin a cat. But, that's gross. Do this instead: halloweeny (2015)
A wise man once said,
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifes manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down, with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon to burn your house down!"