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# A wise man once said,
kommy? kommy? where are you kommy?
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# A wise man once said,
Well I've got this sweet lady friend who I could set you up with. She's like 89 years old but she looks like she's only 76 so it's a good deal. This lady i'm trying to set you up with has a lot of health problems, so if you go to the movies or a restaurant (or anywhere) you'll need to administer her pills by mouth. If she can't swallow her pills, you might just have to go penguin style and chew it up for her before regurgitating into her mouth. But that probably wont happen until the second date.Well I've got this sweet lady friend who I could set you up with. She's like 89 years old but she looks like she's only 76 so it's a good deal.
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# A wise man once said,
if you remove one of your ribs, you can suk ur own dik
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# A wise man once said,
a
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# A wise man once said,
Words are just words until action actually starts and actions speak louder than words, but at the same time words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do. -- John (from the overpass)
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