Using the sensors in your keyboard, we are now able to remotely triangulate your hormone levels and detect the faint, early indicators of pregnancy.
It's easy:
  1. Just urinate on your keyboard. *
  2. Wait 2 minutes.
  3. Click the Am I Preggerz? button.
  4. Disregard all results reported after 5 minutes!
Am I Preggerz?
* If it is physically difficult for you to urinate on your keyboard, you may also submerge your keyboard in a urine-filled toilet.