A mysterious place, a dot-com if you will, with nary a point. Except the periods. Those are points.

Hmm. And the dots over the little i's ... And the little j's. And under the question marks.

ALL THOSE THINGS ASIDE, the dot-com that stretches out before your eyes is utterly pointless!

... oh ... and the exclamation points.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT, good traveller, for strange beasts and treasures.
As you look around you see ...